This is a rehash of an old note:
Someone asked me a long time ago, “What would you like to do (or have done for you) after you’re dead?”
1) I want Liz to take care of my corpse, and aggressively exercise her right to decide what to do with it above everyone else!
2) Donate whatever is salvageable to science & research or anything else that she (Liz) thinks is a good idea, since I won’t be able to think for myself at that time, I leave it to the next best person I trust with decision making.
3) Cremate whatever is left and make sure I don’t take up any grave space.
4) Those who have my security clearance, give all access information to Liz, and explain the nature and implication of that information; bank accounts, business accounts, servers, workstations, laptops, social network, email etc… Liz: mostly up to you, what you do with them.
5) I probably won’t owe anyone anything, so everyone who owes me anything, give it to Liz.
6) Money and assets: (Liz) take half, give the rest to my parents & sister who ever are alive. Help my friends out if needed with some of your half.
7) Shup, in the mean while, has had the most wonderful time in his life while he was still alive! He died content and happy; cherished and relished every moment without regret or remorse, has lived to the fullest, has done whatever he pleased, and lead a very productive life. He has loved the people he cared about to the best of his ability, expressed it in his own peculiar way, and never looked back. He knows he will be missed by many who have out lived him, and wants them to know that if he had out lived them, he would have missed them too. And some of them he has missed all along anyway due to circumstance or the lack of an affordable teleportation machine.
8) There was no last minute conversion to some main stream religion. He died in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, looking forward to respawning in his own island, with caves full of naked women, volcanoes that spew cold beer, streams of smokey whiskey, and free WiFi every where…
9) Amen: Shup has left the building!
10) People die, even the best of us, so just get over it and move on!
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