Heaven & Hell
So, obviously, most scientists and men of reason (if you’d excuse the sexist expression), such as Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins, Albert Einstein, and myself will go to hell and most of the priests, mullahs and other literally illiterate and irrational people will go to heaven.
The inhabitants of heaven will enjoy their X number of virgins and the lack of contraception.
They will enjoy the god given infrastructure and the lack of knowledge to maintain it.
With eternity to consider, relatively soon, heaven will be over populated and plagued with the HIV pandemic. The infrastructure, not being able to keep up with growth, becomes inadequate; and soon pee, poo and what-not, all seamlessly flow with the flow of people in the most unhygienic and repulsive of conditions.
In the mean while, in hell, the scientists figure out how to harness this endless, free and absolutely renewable, source of energy!
Using it they synthesize every possible atom and chemical they need, build air-conditioning, infrastructure, and everything possible with science and technology!
People literally start having a HELL of a time with all the comfort and luxury technology, with an inexhaustible supply of energy, can provide, and leaves god wondering, “Where in hell did I go wrong!”
Shup's Garbage 
17/01/2012 at 22:59
Very interesting
10/08/2009 at 05:34
Shup…. I personally believe that hell will be overflowing with people while there will be a dirth of people in heaven. And all these Mullah’s will be the first ones to be shown the gate to hell. But then again Allah knows best 🙂
13/08/2009 at 04:53
Ah yes, but how can you tell who will be put there and who won’t. By what yard stick can we judge who is the better Muslim or the better person!
Me not being a Muslim, will I be with the mullahs in hell or being a good person in general, will I be in heaven with virgins that I don’t really want ?
(I’ve promised myself never to screw a virgin ever again, after the first time. I like experienced women!)
As soon as you say, you personally believe something, the next person, the mullah, the fundamentalist and the fanatic are equally entitled to say the same, that they personally believe such and such, and Allah knows best.
This completely evades personal accountability and responsibility to the society and oneself. It also negates the necessity to provide reason for any particular action, be it good or bad.
I know, I can be a pain in the ass with my rationalism and logic, but I have to point out the fallacies of the logic behind this seemingly harmless notion, precisely because it is not harmless.